Friday, October 21, 2005

Nothing in loo (sorry i mean lieu) of partitions!

Have you ever noticed how more means less? Like more fashion means less clothes? This is true in the case of loos also. In real posh places such as five star hotels or multiplexes the stand-and-pee loos have no partitions between stalls. I really fail to understand the reason. Is this how loos are in the more developed countries and this is just the usual emulation of the west? Even if this were so, what is the fundamental reason behind this? Maybe these places think it’s a treat to offer its clientele surreptitious glances at others genitalia. Maybe that’s how really kewl people fraternize. Hey hows it hanging? Smile. I’m doing fine buddy. Zip up. Smile again. Cya.

In any other normal social setting they make a big deal about ‘personal space’. In queues you are supposed to keep a gap between the person at the counter and the person behind him. But in the loo two people can stand hardly one foot apart with their privates hanging out of their zippers and that’s ok. I just don’t get it. I just go over to the cabin.


Comments:
Then don't 'loo'k around.

So simple... no sweat... no urine either ha ha ha
 
What about other people looking
 
this is just a precursor to all of us eventually shedding all inhibitions and peeing on the streets! which would be fucken awesome btw...!
 
Manu - peeing in the streets is not fucken awesome. Fucken awesome in the streets might be.
 
There a new definition for coooool. Pee in open.
 
hey y'know, I've always wondered how those Americans manage with common showers at gyms and stuff - pretty weird if you ask me.

Good to make your acquaintance.

Cheers mate!
 
Bhagya - after you. Ladies first.

SB - there is sure some piece in the jigsaw missing. Once we figure this out, I'm sure we'll find the answer to the life, universe and everything staring us in the face
 
whoa! u saying the answers to everything lie in them Common Showers! ... y'know, you could have a best-seller right there buddy! :)
 
Now... why can't pee just diffuse out...? Saves us a lotta trouble...

BTW, word verification is ogsmmo... Wat did it sound like?
 
SB - arey best seller chodo i cant even write a worst seller. Coz for that also you first have to WRITE

AC - Pee does diffuse out. Its then called sweat. Biology nahi padha kya? Sirf physics? And no, it didnt sound like orgasm!
 
No no... Diffuse out as in convert from liquid to vapour and just diffuse out... The way we breathe y'know... Biology padha hoon re...
 
The worst thing would be someone asking you "what's up?" while you're peeing....

A possible answer could be "you don't want to know."

Hehe... Okay, I'll stop.
 
AC - I dont believe we are turning even THIS into an academic discussion

Wabbster - even worse would be if he did want to know!
 
i peed in everyone of five star hotels in b'lore..... ther was this one guy beside m....e.... in......... oh shit!!!!!
 
Droilfade - umm.. are u ok now?
 
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