Thursday, September 08, 2005

Socho, socho...

Girl power! Would you say that..
-A prostitute who does it for free is a cervix to society?
- Your opening line to a girl with a very big ass but otherwise perfectly proportioned would be 'whats a place like this doing on a girl like you?'

Andd... Its just not cricket!!
- If Tendulkar is on strike how can he be the opening batsman?
- Since Tendulkar has only one bat at any given point of time shouldn't we drop the 's' and call him Batman instead.
- Shouldnt Robin Singh then be called boy wonder?
- And shouldn't people who think that the movie 'The Wall' has Rahul Dravid in it be shot dead?

The above and other such moral dilemmas abound the world of blogging today. Very soon I would be presenting you new mysteries in the realms of science fiction (Was '2001 A Space Odissi' a dance festival?) censorship (since Mahabharata starred Krishna can the popular TV series be labelled as a 'blue' film) and history (Why wasn't I invited to the Boston Tea party anyways!?). Coming soon to a blog near you.


Comments:
oh u could have been invited to the boston tea party dear...it just that they did not wanna dump you...dump u into the sea with the tea..hey that ryhmes...and i think i am loosing it
 
LOL!LMAO!KAYSHADOWED.REDIFFBLOGS.COM
 
Boston tea party? Now now... you've said the words. I'm the time travel dude with 26 dimensions and equations and all that remember?

I shall setup an equation involving you getting invited to the tea party... With full utilization of 26 dimensions, if I may add.

LOL! LMAO! ROTFL! (At your jokes, not mine)
 
Well, you see, to invite someone to a party involves meticulous planning. One aspect invloves inviting people who are already born, and grown up to a certain extent. Does that answer your dilemma?
 
hmm.. interesting !
 
Gayatri - hey imagine... if they had done the BTP beside a river instead of the sea, the people of that village would have got free ice tea for a long time!

AC - your 26 dimensions are bunk. No one even cared to name them!

Finch: Erm did we? We always seem to be cracking so many PJs difficult to remember!

Nikhil - Man how do u know how old I am?

Kayshadowed, V (one such big name, one such small name) - Bows -
 
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