Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Here are some more
Disclaimer - (or rather, claimer): All the below is totally original material and copyrighted. This is for your safety against mental trauma cases which people may slap on you in case you repeat these. Don't worry about me; I've already filed for bankruptcy
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John - Hey wake up its already 6:30, we are waiting for you on the golf course
Jake (in bed with wife) – Umm… no I think I’ll pass today
John – but why?
Jake – Haven’t you heard that saying John? ‘A hand in the bush is better than a birdie in two’
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Jesus entered into partnership with a guy called Los. At the end of the year they held a gathering and told people about how their business had fared. This started the tradition of firms reporting annually how they had performed in the business. Infact the document which does this derives its name from the speech made by Jesus and his partner some 2000 years ago. Its called "The Statement of Prophet and Los"
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And finally…
If your testicles dont descend, oh worry!
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John - Hey wake up its already 6:30, we are waiting for you on the golf course
Jake (in bed with wife) – Umm… no I think I’ll pass today
John – but why?
Jake – Haven’t you heard that saying John? ‘A hand in the bush is better than a birdie in two’
*****
Jesus entered into partnership with a guy called Los. At the end of the year they held a gathering and told people about how their business had fared. This started the tradition of firms reporting annually how they had performed in the business. Infact the document which does this derives its name from the speech made by Jesus and his partner some 2000 years ago. Its called "The Statement of Prophet and Los"
*****
And finally…
If your testicles dont descend, oh worry!
Also wanted a rich relative who would commit suicide and leave me all his wealth so that I can pay the lawyer's fees.
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