Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Strike me up, strike me down! - Add to the list!

  • The Manicurist's Union has its hands full making certain its members get paid any time they lift a finger.
  • The Realtor's Union had a lot on its mind because its members believed in deeds, not words.
  • The Upholsterer's Union failed at first because they were tackless in asking for fringe benefits, but they have now fully recovered.
  • The Cobbler's Union demanded they have sole music while they worked.
  • The Accountants found organizing very taxing.
  • It is rumored that the Tennis Pros Union has quite a racket going.
  • The Geologists took their union for granite.
  • The algebric union was the addition at all its members at an intersection
  • The geometric union is also an abgebric union if seen from a different angle.
  • However, an arithmetic union is not an algebric union. U cant just add 2 and 2 together like that
  • Compared to these, the trigonometric union, was at quite a tangent
  • Its 'characteristic' that the logarithmic union was a combination of all these, 'bar one'.
  • The actuary union could not be formed for want of quorum. They believed in the law of large numbers.
  • The quantum physics union was not very successful, it suffered from family (relatives) problems
  • The union between the gravity union and the relativity union couldnt take place because of a stubbed TOE
  • The laboratory union wasnt successful either. The members lacked chemistry
  • The cement manufacturer's union wasnt successful coz its members thought in silos
  • The microbiology union was the only union juvenile enuf to have discussions solely about jeans
  • The tortoise's union hardly had any meetings as its members were always in their own shells.
  • The Newtons' union did no activity. It suffered from inertia.
  • The oxygen union never indulged in unethical acts. It was very Priestly.
  • Kelvin's was the coolest union. But it was not very bright. In their tests the members scored absolute zero.
  • The lover's union was going steady
  • The archeologists union was also unearthed one fine day
  • The naval union was a fleet of ships but was often mistaken for the touching of belly buttons of lovers during intercourse
  • The hitchikers applied to the govt for forming a union, magar unko angootha dikhaya gaya
  • The members of the ballet union had high egos and each one was careful not to step on the other's toes
  • The schizophrenics formed a union too, but it soon split up.
  • But the best was the austoanauts union. it was out of this world!
  • The golfers union was fed up with the hole exercise
  • The cricketers union's star performer was Sachin Tendulkar...he was the first to go on strike
  • The prostitutes union was grappling with a sticky issue
  • The massager's didnt have any union and were upset that the others were rubbing it in
  • The pilots also tried making a union but it just didnt take off
  • The transporters wanted no truck with all this union stuff
  • The dogs formed a union so that they wouldnt have to bow-wow to other ppls demands
  • The bastard's union couldnt care less. Whose father what goes?


Comments:
Nice going....
so which union do u belong to????
How have u been...check the indian idol episodes they have my name as the asst producer on the team.
 
Congrats! I belong to the Idle Indians union.
 
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